Now I was a divinity student long ago. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. I bring her the torte. If Wonka is God — then Satan works for God. The increased risk factors than body fat and women as men have migraines.
In two minutes we went from booze to Oompa Loompas to the nature of Evil and the human condition.
I need some new jokes... Please help.
What is the most common thing heard in a gay Cowboy bar? Lisa August 25, 8: We are doing what waiters hate to do — wait. Just like life — There has to be both ups and downs. Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. You were the best cat ever. How many straight New York waiters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. Overhearing us Shlomo, our token Jewish waiter, walks over joining the conversation. Satan tempts man so he can have a choice and love God freely. Placid August 29, 8: She quietly called him over to her and said "Unbutton my blouse and take it off.